WTF?

These are things that I have seen in Finland that look funny to me and that I can't explain. These are all photos that I have taken in Finland, some 20 years ago   

Hands - not sure what this is advertising on Hameenkatu Street, main drag in Tampere. 

Small dick - I am also not sure what this is advertising on Hameenkatu Street, main drag in Tampere. 

Golden Shower??? 

Boy Bands - Another boy band that did not make it big. These types of washed out bands are playing in bars in Tampere now. 

Jussi Pussi - WTF? what is this stuff?  There were miles of these posters in Helsinki. Yes, that is me with brown hair

What is this place?  Can you put up a sign like this in Texas?